50+ of the BEST Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
As you may recall from past posts, I do a joke of the day in my classroom. Students enter their guess during morning work, and if they get it correct, they get a Laffy Taffy!
Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kiddos
- What did one lightbulb say to another on Valentine’s Day? I love you watts and watts
- What did one sheep say to another on Valentine’s Day? I love ewe!
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle on Valentine’s Day?You mean a great dill to me!
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
- Why is Valentine’s Day a great day for a party? Because you can party hearty!
- What did the toast say to the strawberry jam? I love you berry much!
- What did the slug write in his Valentine’s Day card? Be my Valen-slime!
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to send Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.
- What did one piece of string say to another on Valentine’s Day?Be my Valen-twine!
- What did one snake say to the other on Valentine’s day? Give me a little hiss!
- What did one pea say to another on Valentine’s Day? Peas be my Valentine!
- What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine?A valen-teeny!
- What did one olive say to another?Olive you!
- But wait, how did the sheep respond back? You’re not so baaaad yourself!
- What did the painter say to their Valentine?I love you with all of my art!
- What did the boat say to their Valentine? Let’s have a little row-mance
- What did the octopus say on Valentine’s Day to his sweetheart? I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand!
- What did the butter say to the toast? You’re my butter half!
- What two words have a thousand letters in them on Valentine’s Day? Post Office
- What flowers give the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?Tu-lips!
- What did the chef give to their Valentine? A hug and a quiche!
- What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
- What did one calculator say to another on Valentine’s Day? I can always count on you!
- Why did the sheriff lock up his Valentine? She stole his heart!
- What did one bee say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love bee-ing with you, Valentine!
- What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time? Choc-LATE
- How does cupid deliver Valentine’s all over the world? On an arrow-plane
- What’s the most loving vegetable? Lettuce, because it has a heart
- What did the salad say to the dressing on Valentine’s Day? Lettuce be Valentines!
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you!
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? They are very scent-imental animals!
- What did one doughnut say to another on Valentine’s Day? I’m dough-nuts for you!
- Where do hamburgers take their Valentine’s on a date? To the meatball
- What did the bat say to his Valentine?You’re fun to hang around with!
- What did one cat say to another on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrrr-fect for me Valentine!
- What did one watermelon say to each other on Valentine’s Day? You’re one in a melon!
- What is called when two fish fall in love? Guppy love
- What would a mushroom tell their Valentine? I have so mushroom in my heart for you Valentine!
- What did the owl say to their Valentine? Whoo could possibly be better than you?
- What did the beet say to their Valentine? You make my heart beet faster!
- What did the muffin tell their Valentine? You’re my stud-muffin!
- What did the bear say to their Valentine? I love you beary-much!
- What did the dry grape say to his wife? You’re the raisin I smile.
- Why did the magnet stick on the refrigerator? He found her to be very attractive.
- What did the tomato say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? I love you from my head tomatoes.
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton!
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar
- How can you save money on Valentine’s Day? Become single
- How did the telephone propse to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He gave her a ring
- What did the ghost say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? You look BOO-tiful!
- What did the cactus say to their valentine on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!